Lauren here in Alaska.
Sit back, laugh, and enjoy this blog, because I know you'll be here awhile.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky